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The Crappers. [Friends] xXxInXx 1ofthebadest wtfomfglol lcyheartz buzhide en_Ciel Seraphi Xtreme21 Too godly that we love to scold others noob. But most of the time, they really are. =D~
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Sunday, September 10, 2006
1)A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's dumb?" "No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the dumb blonde' joke emails we've been receiving." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." The guy faints. 2) A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of sweets. He gave all of the children the same kind of sweet one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say: Red...................cherry, Yellow................lemon, Green.................lime, Orange................orange. Finally, the professor gave them all honey flavoured sweets. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste. “Well” he said, “I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.” One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!! -Seraphi- xD - Sielru [
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