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Monday, March 26, 2007
Not only seraphi can post joke. This is 1 funny shit:On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. "Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide. "That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Thed old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. 1ofthebadestFGA [
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Saturday, March 24, 2007
Yo yo, Back again,after a polo match w SAJC, good looking hunks woots =x and a bit of sunburn,in front of com waiting to meet de dwarves for a show later on while using a facial mask korp from my sis to cool my face lol.... anyways Browsed de net and found some funny pictures, related to studies lolx... so ya.. i shall share it here.... 1st one, cun korp de pic from de wbeby so i'll just paste de link here http://www.flickr.com/photos/thelanguishingcat/429116939/ de other 2 i shall just put de pic here   Haha hope U all will enjoy it... I cun help laughing abt de 1st one lolx.. as for de 2nd 1 is more of biology about mutations... so well... dun need understand much hahaha
Heard that SAJC got female waterpolo team sia wow, den play 1/2way a group of charbos came in, think is them but not chio 1 leh.. maybe too far to see lolx.. Their toilet sux lo, so small den de showerhead so useless, like de place water rationing like dat lolx... sianzzzz nvm if nxt week they come can haolian our tp pool, showerhead good, got hot water, big toilet and so many cubicles and oh ya our 'HEATED' POOL... lolx lolx... So ok ya, dats all for now, gotta rush meet de dwarves le... So much for my happy ending -Seraphi- FGA [
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Some rescusition work on this blog be4 it dies.. another joke to share =D hahahA guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist" The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?" The girl says, "Easy. you keep washing your hands."One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a great dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist.. How did you figure that out?" The girl says, "Easy ... I didn't feel a thing!" Hmm passed all my subs, all C, GPA is a pathetic 2.51 LOLX~~~~ Cut my hair, lousy hairdresser, now damn short. Y i say he lousy? Imagine after i reached home i see some lumps of hair longer den de others out of nowhere, I had to ask my sis to help me cut off... Wonder when will i be able to go cut my hair AGAIN... SOBS SOBS SOBS~ SO much for my happy ending... -Seraphi- FGA [
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Thursday, March 08, 2007
Tsk tsk.. back after a long log break from blogging lolx... anyway as i said long break so quite alot to say..to start off KAWAII!! My blk de cat gave birth to a litter of kittens AGAIN..wow dat makes dis dunno de how many batch le -.- zhen hui sheng woah... but unfortunately dunno all go to where le... heng got took some pics =x  
And so long no blog le.. heres a joke =p The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!” Ok ok... DOuble treat!! =D another one lolx.. A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Chad P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
Ok dats all folks, while we await for our results on de 15th of march.. more jokes rolling in and posts =D So much for my happy ending... -Seraphi- FGA [
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Wednesday, March 07, 2007
USING THE BRAND NEW BLOGGARR SYSTEM!USER: fastestgunalive OR fastestgunalive@gmail.com PW: As if u donno =DDDDDDDDDDD FGA [
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