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Friday, April 13, 2007
Ok ok time to revive de blog again.. Like always I sure complain 1st den post jokes so.. ya.. my complaints.. LOLX....Damn it sia... Now my phone can onyl receives calls and receive sms nia.. I cannot call out nor sms out.. all becos my father nvr Fxxxxxxking pay my bills.. few weeks ago de person CALLED my hp tell me le.. bill up to $529?? How de F i use until so much when I seldom use my phone.. zzzzz -.- it jus goes to show my father HAVEN been paying myt fking bills and instead have been paying his own and his china bitch M1 Bills at de expense of mine!! damn it!! How I noe?? COs got one day he asked my sis to help him pay 1 M1 bill and NONE of use uses M1!!! SO... Ya.... Only dat china bitch one lo... zzz And oh ya.. ytd was Swee aka fucker aka Ionic aka xXxInXx aka slave aka (all de bad things =x) Bdae!! Happy Bdae Swee!! DIs fucker... ppl wish him bdae still complain so late den wish.. wtf lo!! I wished him at 10.57 pm lo!! I got see clock 1 ok =x Cos de day be4 at chalet, reach home slp until go training.. den only afetr training use dao com.. so msn him lo... den + phone dat problem wan sms oso cannot zzz... damn damn damn damn dulan!!Sian Its a friday today.. ah gong come back.. sian.. my weekends are ruined.... T_T sobs... haiz... anyways ya.. as promised... de jokes.... #1 A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline(a Lubricant brand.. I think..). I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!" #2 Bad english... SPOTTED in the toilet of a London office: Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below. IN a laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Remove all your clothes when the light goes out. IN an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday bring it back, or further steps will be taken. OUTSIDE a 2ndhand shop: We exchange everything- bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain? SPOTTED in a safari park: Elephants stay in your carSEEN during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesnt know it, there is a day care centre on the 1st floor Lol... hope U had a good luff of de jokes.. NOT my predicament!!! But oh well... Damn it.. cun use phone... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 529.. how to pay.. work oso my whole month pay gone.. GRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH So much for my happy ending... -Seraphi- FGA [
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