Today go Sim Lim Square, saw a wallpaper of 1 of the comps.... de pic is dis,

Sam!! wad u did to that store!!! lolx...

Den de 2nd suay thing.. MY AH GONG NO GO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY WEEK IS RUINEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WTFFFFFF OMFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGG

3rdly went up de bus so crowded w shit and kiasu ppl. Boarded at Little India so ya.. sibeh suay

Hopefully tml I settle my elective problem not so suay.. Seriously.. de post was much ebtter and longer compared to dis one.. hu ask stupid blog say got error den somemore cut away de bottom part of my post.. cun even 'copy' it out 1st zzz asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

So much for my happy ending~

-Seraphi-

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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Boo! Back for another posting of ramblings~ But dis type Its Gonna Be Different~~~ Becos.... I M not doing it in sch~~ WEE xD My ftaher pay enuff to reactivate de acct le hahaha woots de wootsssssssssss~ so ya.. back to de posting.. Another reason y it gonna be diff is.. I m going to post my top 10 fav songs currently.. my own Long Hu Bang hahaha... but be4 dat.. erm anyone noe dis song... de chorus ending got de sentence 'I wanna be ur nasty girl' Its not a slow song.. its pop I think haha... Ok 1st my Long Hu Bang be4 i cont de post

Top 10 Fav Songs (21/4/07)

1. Through the Rain - Mariah Carey

2. Too Little Too Late - Jojo

3. Fergalicious - Fergie

4. Never Too Far - Mariah Carey

5. Irreplaceable - Beyonce Knowles

6. Glamorous - Fergie

7. Over it - Katherine Mcpheever

8. Reflection - Mariah Carey

9. 最熟悉的陌生人 - Elva

10. Candyman - Christina Aguilera

Ya I know some songs had been around for a long long time before, but I still like them... Either for de music or lyrics ... and YES!! I can SING SOME OF THEM!!! LOLXXXXXXXXXXX Wan me sing nxt time we go out?? =x hahahaha I noe 1. 2. 5. 9. lolxxxxxxxx And, U might had noticed alot of mariah carey's song.. I LOVE HER VOCALS ALOT!! and well... she's pretty too... with a sexy figure( last time ) lolx She is not dat sexy now as be4,maybe bigger breast,but den de figure abit chubbier .. mus be those pregnancies and births... and oh ya.. my top 10 only 1 chi song... ya .. pathetic huh... becoming more ang moh now liao... in taste of songs haha... but I do like chinese songs... if its nice.. like some nice one.. jus dat nvr make it to my Long Hu Bang nia lolx... And ya.. PAN WEI BO~ THO UR SONGS NVR MAKE IT TO MY LONG HU BANG, I STILL LOVE U !!!! WOOTS!!! lolx =x omg Do U think he'll ever see this posting? =p

YAHooOOoooOoo.. Having de internet and Hp lines back is so so so wonderful~ Now left my elective problem only~~ but den hor.. I find it so strange.. Now dat I have de internet back.. Din use much leh lolx... I guess I m addicted to MSN not internet... lolx... but I oso nvr chat much.. just like de feeling to be 'Online' lolx...

Today was damn sian.. Doing sai gang for de Regetta Race... Damn it lo.. timekeep for de race ... den saw our beloved PRSS sia~ Not bad lo.. last yr was last in de overall lolx dis yr not bad sia can get 4th or 5th out of 7 or 8 schools.. I 4got lolx... And den suay suay de postion we stationed at hor is in de middle of business sch freshies... and boy, can those freaks scream.. going deaf liao, sibeh noisy, and de cheer I hate most is de " [Wadeva Shyt] Oi!" cheer. Whenever de Emcee or Leaders say dat hor, I feel like go whack their face.. OMG I m getting violent!!! Sadly, no chiobus dis yr =x Either dat or they pon de orientation which is most probable =x Lolxxxx

Just watched de dl-ed animes Death Note and Naruto.... Death note ah.. getting more interesting lo.. Appearance of Melo( de asshole) and Near ( cute guy, reminds me of Hitsugaya Toushiro of Bleach).... and Naruto... and omgggggggggggggggggggggg Just Look at Neji!!! SO HANDSOME LIAO!!! LOLX but Sadly Rock Lee still look like a kid from last time haha .. no change at all lo..Tenten looks more mature but her breast still looks so babylike =x OoOooOOOoooOOooopppppppppssssssssss ~ I did it agaiN~ hahaha, so bad sia me.... =p See breasts again =x And NO! I M NOT A HENTAI!!!

Ya Dis post Like amazing long w/o jokes sia.. Guessed I m so overjoyed now dat my internet and phoneline is back.. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT........ my elective... T_T hope got good news lo... damn worried la.. Dun wan retain 1 more sem for 2 lj subjects or to take In house SIP becos of de 2 lj subjects... In house no fun 1.. and worst.. No ALLOWANCE!! =x haha.. Wo Jian Qian Yan Kai 1 $_$ lolx.....

K la Enuff rambling for de day la... another den new post... and see dis blog tho I think no much ppl read, but sure does update more den Jess's Blog lo~ LOLx... K la j/k la.. Jess dun take it to heart k? =D jus wan remind u to update ur blog only ma.. haha

Signing Off,

So much for my happy ending,

-Seraphi-

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Yo yo yo.. no joke no joke today... y? Cos too depress to joke.. anyway... I finally experienced a life so bad... dat u wish u were dead... wad? 1st.. Try having ur internet and hp lines kena suspended... totally cut off from de human world.. like a frog trapped in a well... I m trapped in my room... 2ndly.. wadeva i do is restricted cos my faked up ah gong at home... and 3rdly.. I jus found out my elective is not in my timetable.. so ya.. WOOTS RETAIN 1 MORE SEM~~~ And de faking prob is I DID CHOOSE!! is de sch com sys got prob nvr save into de data den hu de faking hell would print out de thing dat say de application for elective success.. I really got dat page come out lo... zzz... I was lazy for dat once only!! and now my life is scarred... so ppl reading dis... PRINT OUT UR CONFIRMATION THINGS NXT TIME!!! TRUST ME!!! REALLY!!

SO ya anyways... anything U wan to tell me or ask me or urgent things.. call my house....

LIFE SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Oh ya , if u're wondering where I m using de internet now.. I m in de sch library... pathetic hur?? haha....................................... I noe -.-

so ya...... my pathetic frpg-in-de-wel life... If it wasn't for dat i still have waterpolo.. i think I will be swarming in maggots when sch reopen... oh and i dun think i be going out if u do ask me.. unless its free and budgeted day out.... haha.. so ya back to my well... until sch starts.... going polo later....

And dam it sch keyboard de keys so close together... keep typos.. ok fine maybe i have fat fingers T_T lolx.... I miss my internet at home.. ARGH!!! Dis week cannot dl naruto bleach and death note!! DAMN IT ARGH!!!!!!!!!! Maybe not dis week only... hopefully... it gets reactivated soon...

So much for my happy ending......REALLY dere goes my happy ending!!!
-Seraphi-

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Friday, April 13, 2007

Ok ok time to revive de blog again.. Like always I sure complain 1st den post jokes so.. ya.. my complaints.. LOLX....

Damn it sia... Now my phone can onyl receives calls and receive sms nia.. I cannot call out nor sms out.. all becos my father nvr Fxxxxxxking pay my bills.. few weeks ago de person CALLED my hp tell me le.. bill up to $529?? How de F i use until so much when I seldom use my phone.. zzzzz -.- it jus goes to show my father HAVEN been paying myt fking bills and instead have been paying his own and his china bitch M1 Bills at de expense of mine!! damn it!! How I noe?? COs got one day he asked my sis to help him pay 1 M1 bill and NONE of use uses M1!!! SO... Ya.... Only dat china bitch one lo... zzz

And oh ya.. ytd was Swee aka fucker aka Ionic aka xXxInXx aka slave aka (all de bad things =x) Bdae!! Happy Bdae Swee!! DIs fucker... ppl wish him bdae still complain so late den wish.. wtf lo!! I wished him at 10.57 pm lo!! I got see clock 1 ok =x Cos de day be4 at chalet, reach home slp until go training.. den only afetr training use dao com.. so msn him lo... den + phone dat problem wan sms oso cannot zzz... damn damn damn damn dulan!!Sian Its a friday today.. ah gong come back.. sian.. my weekends are ruined.... T_T sobs... haiz... anyways ya.. as promised... de jokes....

#1
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline(a Lubricant brand.. I think..). I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

#2 Bad english...
SPOTTED in the toilet of a London office: Toilet out of order. Please use the floor below.

IN a laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

IN an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday bring it back, or further steps will be taken.

OUTSIDE a 2ndhand shop: We exchange everything- bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

SPOTTED in a safari park: Elephants stay in your carSEEN during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesnt know it, there is a day care centre on the 1st floor

Lol... hope U had a good luff of de jokes.. NOT my predicament!!! But oh well... Damn it.. cun use phone... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 529.. how to pay.. work oso my whole month pay gone.. GRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So much for my happy ending...
-Seraphi-

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Ya.. so.. I'm back w more jokes... and also cos sam asked me to revive de blog again =x haha ya so.. 1st one =p Enjoy

A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctorsaid, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And hethen charged them $32.00.This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is marriedand we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it herefor $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor'soffice."

Shyt lo.. de joke so funny one.. i cun find le... I think goes sth like dis.. I trying to re-say de joke...

One day there were 4 passengers from different countries taking de plane. 1 of de passenger, A malaysian, unwrapped a piece of chewing gum and put it in his mouth for 5 seconds be4 throwing it out of de plane. Den de Singaporean asked Y was hee so wasteful to throw a still fresh piece of gum away? De malaysian replied:' Our country produces chewing gum and is full of it, so it doesn't matter.'
Den de 3rd passenger an italian, after applying some perfume on its neck and threw de whole bottle out of de plane, de Singaporean asked de italian de same qn. And de italian replied :' Our country produces perfume and is full of it, so it doesn't matter.'
Den a moment later, de Singaporean pushed de 4th passenger off de plane, de Italian and Malayasian was shocked and ask WTH did he do dat for. De Singaporean replied :' Our country is full of Bangladesh, so it doesn't matter' xD hahaha....

It goes sth liek dat I think..... hahaa

Arghhhhhhhhh so sian!!! Stoning at home all de way lo... no job, no work, no game to play, no show watch... argh.. jus cooking eating sleeping and THANKFULLY got training lolx.....

Maybe shld get attached hur... ARGH SOME1 HOOK ME UP PLS!!!!!!!!!!!! =x

So much for my happy ending....
-Seraphi-

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