Us.
The Crappers. [Friends] xXxInXx 1ofthebadest wtfomfglol lcyheartz buzhide en_Ciel Seraphi Xtreme21 Too godly that we love to scold others noob. But most of the time, they really are. =D~
Them and all.
en_Ciel 1ofthebadest icyheartz Seraphi
Our Past
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Friday, September 29, 2006
Ok its me again~! I promised a entry and so here it is! yes its gonna be random agains xD1st random: (oso inspired by fren,but sadly i dunno how to solve dis problem for him..anyways..) Ok it goes like dis... He in love with this person A, but this A only added him using a sub msn acc, not main. 2nd random: Well today is such a bad bad day... y hur? 1stly is de damned formal shirt.. i ironed it in de middle of de nite after a long day's work and training.. den de nxt day i wear, it still very crumpled like nvr tio iron like dat tmd wtf.. den during work piled with stupid sai gang dat i wasted almost hours doing and i heard de accountant still go tell my colleague:"Oh nvm,Call Shawn do la" I was like wtf? Den I and dat colleague was humiliated for sth de organisers ownself make mistake, coz u see de shareholders alrdy unhappy den they find out we like had a conspiracy or sth.. (hey, de client ask us do dat de honest!) so den as u can see... its a farking bad day for me today,only good thing? Its my last day and I got my pay! YEAH 3rd random:(ok dis not random i got say i wan post de =x) How to prove when i say indians are stupid is not becoz i m racist: 1stly is my HE teacher in sec sch... Mrs X( save her id=) ), she is a indian. She teaches us HE. One day when she taking attendance,she bhb wan try recognise by face, den she saw dis cute curly hair GUY =) And den she said," Argh, i noe ur name, i got it in my head, Its sth With an S....." ( I bet she wanted say "Asshole" Get it S, Ass? its a pun !!If she said Asshole prolly i wun say she's stupid =x)and den she said.....'Oh ya Stephanie rite?" The whole class was like O.O and then burst into a roar of laughter. Plz oh plz? Have u ever met or knew or heard a guy called Stephanie? Even I believe a dumb person will noe Stephanie is a girl's name! Somemore she is a teacher leh! She teach so many students be4! surely shld noe stephanie is girl's name? So u see.. I m not making groundless bases... actually got more.. but i save for nxt time =p -Seraphi- Disturb de ants and flaming them,they die. Disturb Seraphi and flaming him,U're dead. - Sielru [
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
Nth much, like wad de title said.. jzu a random entry.. as for how random it is? Its juz random.Have u ever felt like U did and noe dat sth is wrong but u still go ahead? Well dis happens to everyone ALL the time, but the way to counter is? Is not to think abt wads rite and do it, its to go ahead trust ur instincts,Do the 'wrong' thing, as long as u dun regret later. Dat is wad is meant by de rite thing to do. More randomness.. Have u ever considered these factors when choosing ur love? (dis was inspired by frens predicament) Distance? Age? Race? Gender? ok fine maybe those in bold NEEDS and REQUIRES consideration... anyway as i was saying... if these factors DOES affect u, den all i can say is.. u're not rdy to love or for love Becoz love is sacred and only true love can allow u to overlook these factors.. notice i used overlooked? Coz Love can Nvr blind one even if love is blind, it will allow u to see one's fault/weeakness as a str or a target for u to help or support, if u still see it as a weakness or fault?? oh well.... same thing... quit loving and start thinking of how u gonna survive alone. Woah! I gif such beautiful and good advice! =x Call me Mr.LoveSome~ I shall solve all ur love troubles! =x Cool! Ok dis random is getting far off... shld random back to de real random topic dat I randomly wanted to talk abt... Ok ppl say i racist... Hey! U cun blame me! Imagine being urself being cut by a penknife and u are SCARRED (sorry for de pun..but thats part of my motive too =x), would u nxt time still go use de penknife cut urself? I dun think so rite.. if u say yes.. den u're stupid... so go away! I dun wan indians here to foul up de place :) ANYWAY as I was saying, me being racist isn't my fault... i mean.. LOOK AROUND U MAN!!! Think!! OPEN TRUE TO UR HEART!! R U SURE U'VE NVR BEEN RACIST BE4?? U SURE U NVR THOUGHT OF STH BAD AND GENERALISE OTHER WITH RACISM EYES?? Come on! HONESTLY!!! Have u ever mistaken a TANNED CHI as a INDIAN/MALAY?? (OK dats such an insult =( ) DAT IS ALSO RACISM AS U THINK ALL DARK COLOURED ARE MALAYs/INDIANs!! SO COME ON, IF U WAN COMMENT ON MY POST ABT BEING RACIST?? FAK OFF AND THINK ABT URSELF!! -De one and only,one of a kind,extrodinary,cheerful,cute, active,handsome,logical,non-racist =) ,ren jian ren ai,shen tong guang da,hot, Seraphi, signing off =D - Dun flame me ~>.<~ Play with fire,u''ll get burn, Play with fire and Seraphi, U'RE TOAST!!! - Sielru [
11:59 AM ]
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
Had been doing some thinking, juz now when i came out from my lift from buying lunch... 'Bumped' into some kiasu indians trying to rush in de lifts, oh my how they smells!! As I walk past a flat I noe infested with indians, I smelt the curry they were cooking.. Hmm delicious.. anyway what I'mm trying to say is, isit really coconut oil that make them stink? As u see, coconout milk is used in curry too, but that makes it smell nicer and taste nicer too... so isit really the coconuts to be blamed for the smell, or isit just the indians.... Dun u find this things is really worth thinking abt? Hmm... the eighth wonders of de world hur? =/-Seraphi- - Sielru [
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Saturday, September 23, 2006
hi darlings. so long never post le.uhhhhh hows life? or hows school/work. everyone getting on alright? erm.. i'm still missing dota andddddddddddd someone =x ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gotta go. bye people. yllaer gnissim uoy. WOOTS I AM CRAZY OMFG. Signing off, en_Ciel. - Sielru [
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Monday, September 18, 2006
hello every1 i mean everybody i mean yea hi all.. shhittalk and talk shit is what i m goodest at u know..i was ask to blog.. and actually i have nothing to talk except shits so i m gonna shit talk... actaully i m already shittalking i mean talking shit if u all realise.. shittalk is an form of art you cant shittalk without skill and without patience... but of cos only ppl like me ppl can do it who loves shit i mean talking... shittalking shit is good as it kills time and murder conversation easily. how easy? well it can range from a metre to 2.5m depend on how long ur hand can stretch yea? :D ok some tips on shittalking dont talk shit but SHITTALK , seriously it doesnt make a diffenence thats y shittalk is shitty yea? i mean shit is talkly? ahahah having some basic ideas on shittalking is also good as u will what shit that person is talking about or what talking the person is shiiting about? ahahah if u all realise doesnt the word TALK looks funny now? its doesnt look like that normal word talk anymore? :) 1ofthebadest, Hell Yea - Sielru [
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
ok sianz i have been staring the com screen for like 3 hours be4 i decided to play o2jam to kill time..new record for cross time-240k+ and identity- 161k and omfg my death moon 241k MAJOR IMPROVEMENT=x..tyco actually some part..=x ...id2 was 269..not the highest but good performance le..xD sianx later going grandparent house=x dunno wad to blog le..blah -gone-icyheartz
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![]() NNH NB CCB KNN FAKED UP MY IDIOT GRANDFATHER!!!! SO BHB BU YAO LIAN EAT MY EXPENSIVE OWN BOUGHT CP WANTON KNNB! YTD HE EAT 1 I ALRDY KEEP TALK LOUDLY SAY HE BHB BU ZHI DONG EAT MY THINGS...DEN THIS MORNING I SEE ANOTHER 2 GONE CCB LA DULAN LIAO SOON GOING TO CONFRONT HIM FOR HOT WAR LE!!! )($&($_^# &%^$@%(*@$&^@$(%@#$&532979523592474258%$@(*Z*(#$&(^@#$*@%$#@&GR$@*GF*&Y_)*$@&%@#R^#@&)R#(&B#@RNM@(#*@#*N(RM*(F@$YBC@&F()@&N$B*&^D@$*N@&#R@&)^DB$(&*^@B(&D9832&_#@*&BD_&_#@&B_*#&BV#*&B_D#&@B Mood of the day: Murderous intent -Seraphi- - Sielru [
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Friday, September 15, 2006
Juz felt sianand then suddenly this joke popped to my head.... I think is I cre8ted de... I dun think anyone noes... anyways here it goes... What isit called when a Indian stepped on a pile of shyt? -Seraphi- - Sielru [
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006
have been quite awhile since i posted something..xD anyway since results are out..let's talked about the results!..at around 4pm+ my friend at msn told me the results are out..my bro saw it and told me...getting very excited i asked him to help me play my hero awhile while i go and view my results...and here is it..ET - C , ICP - C+ , Unit operations- C , OSH - B, EM - B+ , UIR - B..average gpa now is 2.33(increasement of 0.18) well looking at the results..i am quite contented..they are mostly expected results..yup..and sorry shawn i did not tell u about the results as i went back to play dota as soon as i know my results..xPicyheartz
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5:34 PM ]
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![]() Stay tuned as I try to get more infomation on my results tonite on Channel NewsA-shawn. Reporter Shawn Signing out. Channel NewsA-shawn is proudly brought to U by fastestgunalive de one and only media station of fastestgunalive.blogspot.com - Sielru [
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
-___________-!!everything is gone lolx xD~ - Sielru [
9:31 PM ]
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Monday, September 11, 2006
Big thank you for attending my birthday! *hugs*And sorry for being a bad host and getten drunk so fast. So embarrassing lah................................... =( - Sielru [
12:55 PM ]
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![]() A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." Dun get misled by the jokes, I'm actually a naive innocent boy >.< Haha... -Seraphi- - Sielru [
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Sunday, September 10, 2006
Shawn is not the only 1 that have jokes to say! I got also!There was a person that felt like vomiting on the plane, thus the air stewardess went to get an air bag for him. When the bag was filling up, the air stewardess told the guy not to vomit all over the place and went to get another bag for him. However, the whole place was in a mess when she came back thus she asked the guy what happened. The guy answered, "I saw the bag was overflowing soon, so i drank one mouthful of it and everyone around me vomited." !xin! - Sielru [
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![]() A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's dumb?" "No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the dumb blonde' joke emails we've been receiving." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." The guy faints. 2) A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of sweets. He gave all of the children the same kind of sweet one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say: Red...................cherry, Yellow................lemon, Green.................lime, Orange................orange. Finally, the professor gave them all honey flavoured sweets. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste. “Well” he said, “I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.” One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they're assholes!! -Seraphi- xD - Sielru [
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Saturday, September 09, 2006
La La La La La its me again =D with more jokes hahaha~not 1, but 2!!! YES 2!!!!!!!!! ITS UR TREAT TODAY~~ LALALAL ~ here goes1) Guy and girl in back of van going at it... Girl says "put a finger in me" So he does. Then she says "put another finger in me" and he does. "Put ANOTHER finger in me" and again he does. "Put your whole HAND in me" and he does... "Put your other hand in me" and again he obeys. "Now clap!" At this point he replies "I can't!" "Tight huh? 2) The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother." -Seraphi- - Sielru [
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Friday, September 08, 2006
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() this is a season for gunbound so more screenshot on gunbound... i cant believe i actually reinstall my steam and updating my half life /cs again..pinky and yong still so godly..i sux as bad as all the time..lol..ok bye..xD icyheartz
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![]() ![]() ![]() xD knight cool i am god =) jh sux keep miss all thx to me =) yRoOnXg sSwUeXe - Sielru [
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![]() And…. I would like to invite you all to my birthday BBQ at pasir ris chalet this Saturday.. Give me a call if you all wanna go or just call sam (BIG ASSHOLE) to ask abt the details. Dress color theme would be pink and white. There would be smokers but there would not be ANY BANGALA or INDIANS. SO relax =/ Finally. SAM IS A BIG ASSHOLE I HATE HIM. - Sielru [
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![]() There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her being screwed by someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing,nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoodick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before.After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how toshut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right... Voodoo Dick, my ass!" -Seraphi- - Sielru [
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![]() We said de chinese drowned so did the malay and now left the indian swimming 9.5km........... and then he felt tired............ and so....... the answer is....................... he turned around and swam back xD - Sielru [
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Thursday, September 07, 2006
Yo yo yo yo~ Its the kawaii Seraphi/1ofthegoodest/1oftheguaiest/cfmthecutest/1oftheinnocentest etc etc ... =p again~Sad sia cun find any pics to put >< it ="x"> So...... since long time nvr go out le... i shall post one Racist joke here... hee hee hee =p got one more.... but wait for go out nxt time den say hahah =D Lets see... which one to say.... ok dis one den.... Once a upon a time.... in a far far away island, dere were 2 smaller island 10 km apart from each other.... on 1 island dere were 3 shipwrecked survivors, a malay a chinese and a indian. One day, the food source form the island they r at depleted...... and they were like WTF OMG GONNA STARVE TO DEATH!!! =p So they decide to 'migrate' to de nxt island by swimming. 1st the malay swam, huff huff huff, after 4 km argh! he tired and drown..... Then de chinese swam, splish splash splish after 6km leg cramp!!!! den drown. The indian, being the only survivor, was determined to reach de other island as he got so much trainign working as a grass cutter (use alot of str stand under hot sun and blah blah blah=p) be4 he got shipwrecked. He swam and swam and swam..... then finally he swam 9.5km but argh! He felt so tired!!...... I guess I wait =x - Sielru [
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![]() ![]() ok wtf=p I DONT miss gunbound..my classmates made me hold this when i was in icu. i do look retarded in that picture...if i not wrong this pic is taken during my 6th or 7th day of my icu stay..where they take away my drip le..cos i am out of the danger of needing a surgery hence i am able to eat...yup..nth much as boring as ever=p icyheartz - Sielru [
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![]() ![]() sianx i am using comp again T_T gg le exams xD searched thru my pic folder found a lot crap foto wan spam again :P every1 is a couple and they put me wif swee (such an insult) maybe thats the reason why im not f2ing to him :P I have found out that swee have let jh wear green hat by having an affair wif shawn(wad a bad taste swee)... omfg gay T_T!!! o.O!! k crap finish xD. sSwUeXe yRoOnXg. - Sielru [
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006
![]() ![]() k that is swee and pinky if i nv remb wrongly.
let me intro my frens =) k nth to crap le ![]() sSwUeXe y o n g - Sielru [
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![]() Reserved for curses sswear words and anything associated with them Worst of all he coughed until so badly le still go eat, then now at nite cough so loudly make me hard to sleep. Then when my father that time don't let him eat keep mumble 'going to die' 'want to die' 'time to die' all these stupid words. GOT TIME MUMBLE THEN JUST GO AHEAD LA ZZZZZZ -.- Anyways those reading this blog also does understand how much I hate him rite.... RITE.........? ~More swear words and curses and anything associated with them~ ^^ I m a civilised citizen ^^V Ya I guess thats all for today ba... More tml ^^ Oh yah! One More Thing...... Not to forget....................... Swee Sux. Done. -SerareS - Sielru [
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Tuesday, September 05, 2006
![]() ![]() ![]() i am so bored..so i browse thru my com for songs and pic..decided to post them for the sake of wasting time ..These picture above is taken 1 year+ ago during sam's sister bday on 2nd july quite a huge difference in hair length i should say=p The 1 below i'm not sure when was it but it's taken in pasir ris ..just putting up the fun..xD ![]() ok i am so bored now..i have been staring my computar screen whole morning already.. icyheartz
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Monday, September 04, 2006
What do you call a blog that have more than 5 entries a day? SPAM And yes, i am spamming because work is just too boring and simply because sam sux too much! Oh i forgot another reason, it's also because swee just rox too much =) xin
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ok some random pictures of us taken yesterday..some of the pictures abit blurred..yea dun expect much from photos taken by a hp..xD icyheartz - Sielru [
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![]() Ah well.. Anyway, my name is Jessica/en_Ciel/1ofthecutest (100% accurate)/ Siu siu/ -A/ iron woodbranch/ 57 gold/ act cute/ OMG GIRL WHO PLAYS DOTA… anymore nicks to add on? -.- My birthday is on 10th September which is so coincidentally on this week's Sunday. =/ Yesterday's outing was fun despite the sucky music. At least I won xin's legendary 19 points for bowling. :/ I'm actually working now too. So kinda hard for me to type out the entries. Anyway JH please post up the pictures wud ya? I am also feeling bad for my actioned actions... .. -.- Yea I agree I rock. - Sielru [
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![]() Blogging during work, i am so cool! Any1 wants to come and visit me? or at least join me for lunch from 1-2pm =P Can i delete all previous posts so i am the first to post? blahhhh But anyway, swee don really sux people, and in fact he actually rox, woot what an intro! Back to work......................................... ---xXxInXx---
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![]() WTF is opposite Of FTW 3A.m Blogging? Really Nothing To Do. Death To All Nazis! Self-Proclaimed God, PinKyZ - Sielru [
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![]() YEA every1 call me a cbkia/lamer/sucker....etc but yea my name is Sam WTF is WTF and i m feeling kind of so bad for my actionless action now yea u know what u know yea :/ 1ofthebadest - Sielru [
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![]() 1st Entry This is a post by the one and only Shawn Zhu!!("Thank Goodness" some of U might be saying) 1st one to post too lalala~ Basically nth much to say but, Swee Sux!! Till the next post.............. -SerareS- - Sielru [
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Sunday, September 03, 2006
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